EOIN COLFER INTERVIEW
Eoin Colfer’s meteoric rise in the world of children’s
fiction since the publication of the first best-selling
Artemis Fowl adventure was published in 2001 surprises
few who have read his work. The former primary school
teacher from Wexford, Ireland combines the kind of high-concept
ideas that are a staple of Hollywood thrillers with immense
charm, talent and wit.
Now 39, he hit on the idea of the series, famously described
as “Die Hard with fairies” as a result of
his love of comic-books, pulp TV shows like Hill St.
Blues and a deep knowledge of Irish folk-tales about
the Little People. Colfer’s fairies, far from being
the wispy type, are vastly more technologically advanced
than Mud People (that’s us.) Much of their apparently
magic powers such as invisibility or flight are due to
technical ingenuity, and leprechauns are in fact part
of “LEPrecon”, an elite police reconnaissance
unit designed to prevent humans from discovering fairy
existence deep in the earth’s core. Up against
them is an anti-hero kids adore: the twelve-year-old
Artemis Fowl. Brilliant, arrogant, coldly amoral and
wickedly funny, Artemis is bent on restoring his family’s
fortunes with the help of a devoted Oddjob-style butler
and some technological wizardry of his own.
Artemis is slowly evolving into a warmer human being,
but Colfer drew on his experiences during a year as an
English teacher in a private school in Saudi Arabia for
depicting the psychology of a rich kid with a bad attitude.
He and his wife Jackie were teaching the children of
the Saudi elite, including a couple of princes, and discovered
that there, respect is only given to the rich. As teachers,
he was, he says, “lower than a goldfish.” The
boys would get pizzas delivered while in class, and still
expect to be given As. Colfer failed many of them, to
the dismay of the school principal and the delight of
the parents. The “guilty pleasure of writing about
a little bad guy” had its seeds sown then, although
Colfer wrote four other children’s books before
creating the very Irish Artemis, the first mortal to
crack the fairy codebook in order to obtain the fabled
crock of gold.
Like his other books, Artemis Fowl was written in the
evenings after teaching at Coolcotts National School.
This time, however, his wife Jackie told him he’d
done something different. He sent the manuscript to Sophie
Hicks at Ed Victor, not expecting it to sell any more
than the 3,000 copies he was used to selling in Ireland.
Colfer was on playground duty when he learnt that three
Hollywood studios had bid for the rights – and
that it had gone to Miramax for a sum rumoured to be
a million dollars. With all the pace and inventiveness
of a great Playstation game, his trilogy (a fourth is
coming out this May) stands out because of the edgy relationships
between its feisty fairy, Holly, the paranoid centaur-inventor
Foaly, the irascible LEPrecon police commander Root – and
Artemis, boy genius and criminal mastermind.
“When I started to write I had no intentions of
making Artemis the central character, he was just the
bad guy Holly was up against and that was it,” says
Colfer. “My real anxiety was whether readers would
want to go on reading about someone they were meant to
hate. But then bits of myself started to go in, and he
developed a conscience and it became a very interesting
book to write. I’ve always liked the bad guys best
in films.” Though banned, like JK Rowling and Philip
Pullman, in American schools promoting fundamentalist
Christianity, he is in fact an intensely moral writer.
Some adults object to the fast-paced action and knockabout
violence of his tales, but Colfer’s Catholic upbringing
is particularly evident in an early novel, The Wish List,
about a teenaged girl who must atone for her sins on
earth in order to join her dead mother in heaven. Less
slap-stick than Roddy Doyle, Colfer shares his sense
of family dynamics and shows Artemis’s arrogance
as lonely and pitiable. The second of five children,
all boys, Colfer was taught by his own father, who was
an inspired teacher of the arts and understood the appeal
of the quixotic and eccentric. He would not beat his
pupils (a rarity in 1970s Ireland) and got his pupils
to make a Viking longship, paraded through the town on
St. Patrick’s Day. Both the Colfer parents were
dynamic and artistic, and living in Wexford, with its
internationally famous opera festival and stable of Irish
novelists such as John Banville and Colm Toibin, made
writing seem “like a good, honourable and normal
thing to do.” The success of the three Artemis
Fowl novels, has not changed Colfer, whose success came
after ten years devoted to teaching in a local state
primary school.
“I still walk down a street and pick up an interesting
leaf for an art class,” he says, having only given
up his teaching commitments four months ago. “It
never leaves you.”
He continues to have a lot of contact with local schools,
though international success has made it impossible to
visit more widely. Like all modern parents, he now faces “the
situation on which I spent years dishing out advice on –getting
my own son to read rather than play on his beloved Gameboy.” The
best method, he says, is to take turns reading a story,
and the worst is forcing a child to read 20 pages before
they’re allowed a treat, “like forcing them
to eat vegetables”.
As a teacher of 10-12 year olds, Colfer took a keen
interest in what his pupils would read, noting that they
liked the Goosebumps series by RL Stine because they
were short and very accessible. When he himself began
to write a story about an Irish boy and a Tunisian, Danny
and Omar (inspired by his time teaching in Tunisia) he
took care to have a good vocabulary but also keep the
first four chapters quick-moving to hook a bored or suspicious
reader into the action. This structure continues, as
the most recent Artemis Fowl book begins with a shoot-out
in a posh restaurant, and The Supernaturalists, a dystopian
futuristic adventure published in 2004, has two “parentally
challenged” orphan boys making a break for freedom
from the nightmare orphanage which uses them to test
out commercial products. As with all superior novels,
there are a lot of ideas about art, communism, religion
and physics subtly woven into the action, as well as
a strong environmental consciousness.
It is Colfer’s sense of humour which, even more
than his dazzlingly inventive imagination, has earned
him a place in children’s hearts. Mulch Diggums,
the dwarf who can unhinge his jaw to eat earth and expel
it with devastating digestive force when his bum-flap
is unbuttoned, is just one of the comic creations which
make his novels must-reads.
“I’m delighted to be in Who’s Who,
but for me, the big thing is being able to call myself
a writer,” he says. “Before, it was just
a hobby.”
The Times, January 2005
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