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IT SO HAPPENS by PAT FERGUSON, SOLIDUS, ISBN 1904529070
A man is digging a grave at midnight. His shirt is stained
with blood, and what he is burying alive is a new-born
baby. Against all odds, his secret will come to light
through the agency of a nurse, the monstrous yet courageous
Betty Potts, who now runs an old people’s home
in what was once a grand old house.
You would think, wouldn’t you, that with a story
like this, written by someone who can write real prose,
publishers would be gagging for it. If so, you know nothing
of the way modern publishers work. Despite being included
in Susan Hill’s Penguin collection of best short
stories by women, and despite having won three prizes
for her debut, Family Myths and Legends, and her extraordinary
short story collection, Indefinite Nights, Pat Ferguson
was a casualty of Andre Deutsch. When that publishing
house crashed and burnt, so did the careers of their
mid-list authors – those who, with sufficient talent
and staying power, were expected to become the new generation
of major novelists. Now, unless you are 21 and have the
looks of a model as well as an Oxbridge degree, you are
unlikely to be published at all. Does it matter? Yes,
it does. Pat Ferguson’s It So Happens is published
by a new, tiny imprint, Solidus. It has a dreadful cover,
and no marketing budget whatsoever. It is also really,
really good – think of Muriel Spark crossed with
Barbara Vine and you might get an inkling of what this
slim novel, part ghost-story, part black comedy, has
to offer.
Cabotin Court is exactly what the inhabitants of Deborah
Moggach’s recent novel, These Foolish Things, were
trying to escape in their decrepitude. A former Almshouse
for elderly women, it is a thoroughly British institution,
from its tinned fruit and lino to its muddled carers
and air of gentility. Run by the ghastly Betty, who dreams
of restoring it to its former glory, it is as joylessly
skint as most such institutions. To Betty, the indigent
but virtuous females are of secondary importance to getting
the house a makeover after the uninspired reign of her
predecessor – and she is willing to turn to blackmail
to get the money she needs for this. Rosemary, her deputy,
is “plump and brisk and fiftyish…within,
however, she knew herself to be a rather delicate creature,
easily bored, prone to depression, a poor sleeper: sensitive,
in a word.” She isn’t, of course, but the
delight of this novel is the way it shows you all its
characters in palimpsest, with their comical misapprehensions
concerning themselves and their failure to spot real
danger. Rosemary’s still-spry assistant, Annie,
mysteriously apprehends things about the past and future
behind the blank face and nervous mannerisms of an idiot.
Alethea Troy, progressively blinded and prevented from
her one joy, reading, is the moral centre of the novel
and their friendship develops in touching counterpoint
to the selfish ambitions of the other characters.
For Betty knows something about a wealthy new patroness
of Cabotin Court that could cause a nasty scandal. As
she embarks on a crude career as a decorator, choosing
hilariously horrible replacements for the humble furnishings
that offended, other characters develop unexpected quirks.
Rosemary is progressively seduced by a con-man who wants
to persuade her to set up a restaurant with him. Alethea
reveals her glamorous past in the world of Hollywood
as a private secretary to a now-forgotten writer, and
gains a brief and glorious new vision after a cataract
operation. The operation will kill her, but her amazed
pleasure at seeing the world as “a Holbein drawing” is
described with great passion and insight. (Ferguson was
a nurse, which may account for the particular imaginative
sympathy of these passages.) Yet it is Betty who, remembering
the one good deed of her life, has most to repent.
Humane, complex, disquieting and very funny, It So Happens
is as enjoyable and skilful as Kingsley Amis’s
Ending Up or Muriel Spark’s Memento Mori – a
novel that makes us consider the last things while showing
us how late and foolishly we arrive at them. It characters
are preoccupied by money, food, family and soft furnishings.
Death, when it comes, is a surprise to them. They have
learnt very little worth knowing in the course of their
lives; but anyone who reads this brilliant novel will
learn rather more.
The New Statesman, June 2004
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